Thanks to all those who dammed the tiny risk and made the evening an absolute eye-opener for the dozen or so from channel 4.  Especial thanks to the 9 who nailed their colours to the swinging mast by going public on their superiority to the repressives who keep their clothes on at parties.  The film crew were true to their word and we all consumed as much of their pimms as we were able.  The whole roast hog is beyond veterinary repair.  The three programmes are scheduled to go out November 24th for three consecutive Mondays.