Kids are safely back to school – time for grown ups to get back to partying.  Biggest parties ever?  TV show TOMORROW. Reversible kleptomania. We want to believe the person helping themselves to my cherished, long owned and damaged iphone 3gs at the last party was enduring a brief morality dysfunction that they have regretted ever since. Perhaps they have discovered that the market value is less than the party contribution, that it is mine, that the absence of the phone will thus damage party turnout next month and/or that the effort of reinstating hundreds of contacts is monumental. Either way, atonement is at hand by slipping it back somewhere dry at the next party where we will discover it soon and have doubts about whether it was really ever awol or just carelessly placed there by us. You know the right thing to do! Channel 4 documentary with Jon Richardson of 8 out of 10 cats. Channel 4 have brought the schedule forward so expect this block buster at 10pm on Monday September 15^th   TOMORROW.  It is titled ‘Jon Richardson grows up’.  We have learned that the hour addresses 10 cameos, so we could star for as little as 6 minutes.  There are some hints that their slant is not as positive as they led us to expect.  Whereas the producers of the channel 5 documentary joined us with ice cream and pop corn for a preview before it was broadcast, channel 4 are saying ‘it is not convention’ to show participants a preview.  We have also heard that Alan Carr passed a snide comment about the visit here on a recent show.  They have sent participants guidelines on how to handle negative press intrusion and coverage – almost to the point of seeking psychiatric help!  Remember that this is not about us or swinging but Jon.  Judging by the inappropriateness of some of his questions (what goes on in this room then?) ‘growing up’ in the title is apposite.  We are preparing ourselves to fall back on the adage that ‘there is only one thing worse than being talked about (negatively) and that is not being talked about at all.  Channel 4 will lose viewer credibility if they regress to the passe ‘news of the world’ type of disdain that expired with that paper.  Either way, expect an influx of new revelers with the intelligence to see through any disingenuous slant. Themes for September parties. Having scanned the websites of all the major uk venues, the entertainment manager at SPICE in Lanzarote has asked to be guest master of ceremonies here for September 26^th and 27^th. He has entertainment and his own dj lined up for the Saturday. Expect whole roast pig plus some of his culinary preferences – Danish pastries for example. He threatens to add dozens of new couples each night. Also expect the parties to go on for longer – his dj expects to play until dawn.  Theme for Friday is black and white. Theme for Saturday is mask and lingerie. Best dressed couple wins a visit to SPICE each party night.  We have been asked to limit single guys to 15 on the Friday, so guys be prepared for a tough interview from Janet. So all in all, this represents fabulous value for our regulars who get all the extras and a much greater selection of playmates.  Do your bit by spreading the word to contacts so that all other venues within a hundred miles are empty that weekend. They’d be mad to be anywhere else. 17^th October.  A gentleman who has been here before is returning to UK briefly and has asked if he can get some friends together here on 17^th October.  We have declined to push the event for fear of diluting attendance here a week later.  If you can make both, or only 17^th, let us know.  Not a certainty yet. Review the morning after last party from D: Hi Richard, What a lovely couple you are – allowing all those people in your house. I enjoyed my time with you both individually. I will need more anal training at some point and your wife is charming and smart – ( it’s very rare I see black women like that – I find it uplifting) As for the action – I did play but never felt that comfortable the ratio of single men was too high and they weren’t that interesting to me. My ultimate fantasy would be to have a line up. I love penetration and when a man comes I always in my head say ‘next’. I am however less keen on group sex- can’t keep up with hands everywhere scenario. I am single and have a very big sexual appetite which I satisfy in many safe ways. Yet discretion and a sense of class is also important to me. I am happy being single unless I find an equally libidoed financially astute very open minded man (suggestions welcome). Your place was so Big – I probably prefer a more intimate venue. People coming in and out of the door or chatting rubbish cos they are stoned or think they are king dick is so annoying. So I came mainly on your face Richard but also another woman’s. That’s good- I am usually the type who comes from penetration. I wonder if it would work for you to have a different kind of party.. With the party, I loved the Time in your private rooms – felt more natural and a better type of sexual and so social scenario. Have you thought of maybe doing midweek dinner parties for 20 or so people? sounds difficult with children I know. So ideally what I would like to do is to make my line up come true – greedy girl getting lots of cocky from some respectful men and having one man controlling it. Anyway thanks for your time and the delights of getting to know you – you are both so unselfish. Regards D x Menu.  Janet plans for this month: Whole roast hog Miscellaneous curries Other meats Vegetarian bits Cheese board Miscellaneous cakes and gateaux Danish pastries Home grown and made award winning: Solely blackberry crumble Toast and coffee for the après party gossip breakfast

There are still a few places left.  Congratulations to the many who have already booked their places.  This year’s arrangements for Nye at Radlett will be much as before.  The charity enjoying surplus will be Medecins sans Frontieres – they’ve had another busy year with Syria and thereabouts.  Expect the usual fireworks, midnight fizz on us, live link to Trafalgar Square, whole roast hog and lamb, hot tub at 40 degc, sauna, hot covered 50 foot pool, no throwing out time.  Couples and single ladies only except for just enough places auctioned for charity to single guys to limit male excess to 5.  If there are any spaces left on the night the door contribution suggested will be £80 per couple (£40 less than anywhere comparable!).  To reward and motivate early booking, those paying in advance have even less to pay.  You would need psychiatric help if preferring to be anywhere else!  £60 to Richard Stanley at Halifax building society, sort code 110044, account 00149451 leaves nothing more to pay on the night.  Give a unique reference so we know who to credit (names perhaps?).  Some years ago we rebated prepayment to a couple who claimed to have been bed bound by a horrible bout of flu – only to discover later that they had been bullied by ‘friends’ to celebrate down market.  Ever since then, prepayments have been non refundable.  The surplus goes to a good cause, so please keep well over Christmas so we can enjoy your company.  Around 20% of guys do black tie.  We sometimes get kilts, officers’ dress uniform a couple of suits.  The rest do smart casual.  Give jeans, baseball caps and trainers a miss.  Ladies tend not to need advice about what to wear on grand occasions – it’s an oestrogen thing.   We look forward to seeing you all – well those in good psychiatric health anyway!

 

Single guys.  Hitherto we have auctioned five places towards charity.  The winning bids have all been in the range £80 – £300.  However there have been some no-shows damaging the charity, the party and the guys who were unnecessarily relegated to celebrating at some lesser venue.  So this year, if you want to be here, deposit £50 as described above as motivation to honour the engagement.  Then email us telling us what your bid is as well as bank details in case we need to refund it, whether you have been here before and a bit about yourself (plus a photo if you haven’t been here for months).  The self assessment on the site will give you a clue as to what couples and ladies are looking for here.  We will get back to you as soon as we can, obviously refunding all those who are unsuccessful.  You will contribute the balance of your bid on the door (or online in advance if you prefer).  Good luck.

 

 

 

Menu.  Janet plans for the celebration:

 

New Year’s Eve 2013 @ Radlett

 

 

 

The best of everything served throughout the year

 

Including:

 

Whole roast pig

 

Whole roast lamb

 

Quince consommé

 

Caviar

 

Blackberry cognac patisserie

 

Home grown and made cider toffee stodgelets

 

Fizz at midnight

 

 

Toast and coffee for the après party gossip breakfast

 

 

 

Others’ views of NYE at Radlett: 

 
New Year’s Eve at Radlett is like a glitzy party in a Hollywood mansion. We were greeted by the charismatic, effervescent Janet who oozes glamour and charm. Both Richard and Janet make everyone feel welcome in their grand, yet comfortable, home.
The stylish dress code of black tie and cocktail dresses lent a seductive elegance to the big night.

The mood, as with all Radlett parties, was relaxed and sociable. It’s easy to strike up conversation with anybody and our host couple are always willing to introduce people to one another. There is a DJ and dancing in the sitting room, complete with a pole for the more lithe and adventurous. The kitchen is another focus where much social intercourse takes place. My favourite has to be the banquet of sumptuous dishes, usual at every party, which is only matched on a 5-star cruise ship. A whole roast hog and lamb were breathtaking centrepieces which gave the party that special ceremonial hallmark.

In a sea of music, champagne and erotic promise,your sexual appetite is whet downstairs. Like the grand buffet, its up to you, to nibble or feast as you wish. There is absolutely no pressure to watch nor participate at any time. However, as you ascend upstairs into the unknown, there is another level of titillating treats to enjoy. It can be saucy, sensual, or as filthy as you want it to be but always in the spirit of consent and mutual pleasure.

Oh…..and the midnight fireworks on the lawn were magical but I suspect some people were enjoying explosions until the early hours. A must-do for next New Year’s Eve.

 

Review by T 3/1/2013

 

 

 

Hi Richard,

Myself and my partner have attended your last 2 couples parties and had a great time on both occasions, the last party being by far the best we have ever been to. everybody was so friendly
and horny. The food was wonderful too.  Can you please book us in for the new years eve party and let me know if you require us to send a deposit?

 

 

 

Your events get good reviews and the people who attend appear to be genuine.

could I join you this Friday, if so how do I get to you and what do I need to bring

speak soon thank you

 

 

 

We have been given this website by a couple, they ranted how good your parties are. can we have more info please.  We are j and g F25 M37.

 

hope to hear from you soon

 

J

 

 

 

Hi guys

I was at your new years eve bash and had a ball.
Could you tell me when your next party is?